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Sometimes, I love… too much.

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Reserved: Throw Up Toilets

So the toilets that were once reserved for “throwing up after lunch” at Pride have been retired.

Gays drink their lunch now!

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The Wedding Question

Hi.. Let’s plan our wedding

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Only a MacBook Air? Bye!

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Not a bottom

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McDonalds Date

PS: He flaked.

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That’s so elderly of you

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You’re a MEAN … cat.

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I’m loved… by Spam

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Game On!