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Wow. Calm Down
Category: Texts
Didn’t think so.
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Reserved: Throw Up Toilets
So the toilets that were once reserved for “throwing up after lunch” at Pride have been retired.
Gays drink their lunch now!
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The Wedding Question
Hi.. Let’s plan our wedding
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Only a MacBook Air? Bye!
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Not a bottom
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McDonalds Date
PS: He flaked.
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That’s so elderly of you
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You’re a MEAN … cat.
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Weekend Plans?
I’m not sure how we got from, “Do you have any plans for the weekend?”
To: “I’ll bid for an early shift, if we start dating”
